In fairness, it’s in the last place you’d think: Romania.

After what I can only assume was a long list of failed attempts at finding the actual clitoris on human bodies (a rather universal failure, since according to a 2013 study, 44 percent of men are unable to locate it on a vagina), the Romanians decided that rather than searching for it, they should found one of their own. And so, they named a town of theirs Clit, which is, in fact, slang for “clitoris” in Romanian as well.

On Reddit, the Romanian Clit sign is rather ancient meme history, but every once in a while, it pops back up. But regardless of the timestamp, the general response (and jokes) remain the same. “I’m not convinced it exists,” chimed one Redditor in the comments under a photo of the sign, which was posted on r/geoguessr around four years ago. Three years later, under a similar photo in another subreddit (r/balkans_irl), the same energy persisted. “A village only women can find,” someone else joked.

The good news is, if you can’t seem to find the clit, you can always find Three Cocks; you’ll just have to head over to Wales for them. In 2023, the vacation car rental experts at StressFreeCarRental.com compiled a list of Europe’s “most offensive place names,” and while some of them are just accidentally sexual (Austria’s town of Fugging, known as Fucking until 2021, doesn’t translate to the same meaning in German), others are direct mentions or funny puns that point directly at genitalia: for instance, Scotland’s Twatt, England’s Brown Willy and the aforementioned Three Cocks.

You have to travel to Switzerland for a less on-the-nose (clit?) endeavor. Apparently, according to the same study, they have a really beautiful Cunter there.